Night at the Mason House

[zipp]

It takes you a while to fall asleep. Though they think you asleep when they come into the room, you actually are awake to witness Aram and Bonnie's entrance. You fall asleep shortly after this, only to have strange half dreams. You see Bonnie naked, making love to a fully armoured Aram, before this switches into an image of Meldorac holding aloft a glowing hand and proclaiming himself the best priest in Oasis. This shifts into an image of Sherri's head on Gregor's body. Her head looks at you crazily and shouts "KILL US ALL! JUST LET US BURN! BUT MAKE SURE YOU BURN THE GENITALS FIRST!"

After this, you dream of your brothers back at the monastery, and the images bring you an unexpected calm until the morning comes.

[Brother Owain]

Ewww. If that's the sort of dreams Owain is having at The Calm, what will it be like when he's stark raving mad?

[zipp]

You'll start dreaming about Ross Kemp.

[Brother Owain]

I'm surprised (and slightly appalled) you know who he is.
Here's a fascinating bit of trivia I learned from his then-vandalised Wikipedia entry: Ross Kemp invented Wales.

[zipp]

lol

I was introduced to Ross Kemp through Ricky Gervais' Extras.